Merry Fuckmas Everyone -----Garment-dyed heavyweight long-sleeve shirt

🎄 Merry F*ckmas Everyone Long Sleeve Shirt – Funny Adult Christmas Sweater, Offensive Holiday Shirt, Naughty Xmas Party Outfit, Gag Gift

Get ready to steal the spotlight this holiday season with the Merry F*ckmas Everyone long-sleeve shirt — the perfect blend of naughty humor, festive cheer, and bold personality. Whether you're hitting a Christmas party, hosting an ugly sweater night, or looking for a hilarious gag gift, this shirt brings the right amount of chaos to the holidays.

⭐ Why You’ll Love It

🎅 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny – The cheeky “Merry F*ckmas Everyone” design immediately gets reactions and holiday giggles.

🌲 Bold + Festive Graphic – Classic Christmas tree, ornaments, and snowflakes in bright colors that stand out on black.

👕 Premium Quality – Soft, comfortable, breathable long-sleeve shirt perfect for winter weather.

❄️ Perfect for Parties – Great for office parties (if you're brave), friendsmas gatherings, family chaos, or bar crawls.

🎁 Top-Tier Gag Gift – Ideal for friends with a sense of humor, coworkers, or that one person who loves spicy holiday shirts.

🧵 Product Details

Unisex sizing — flattering fit for men and women

Long sleeves for cozy holiday comfort

Vibrant, long-lasting DTG print

Soft cotton blend

🎁 Perfect For:

Funny Christmas parties

Adult holiday gatherings

Ugly sweater competitions

White elephant & gag gifts

Photos, selfies & content videos

People who celebrate Christmas… differently 😆
If you're tired of boring holiday sweaters and want something unforgettable, this shirt is guaranteed to make people laugh, blush, or both. Add it to your cart and get the party started — Merry F*ckmas, indeed!

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape





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